CSY no.1

Today, abaout a friend is going to talk about CHIA SENG YEONG!!Yup, the sly smile and the 'look' which ee lin hates when she does it. Seng yeong was telling me the other day about the first day of uni because we were talking bout how we get to know each other as a group, and seng yeong told me this "you didn't even LOOK at me!Actually its very true I didn't want anything to do with her.(I tend to judge people by first impression and at that time i was confused).Is that a guy or girl?(she was wearing her jacket ok, the black one that she still smells it evevryday now!!).Since i couldn't see any visible sign of her gender I concluded that she was a guy and did not look her way the whole day.
Little did I know that seng yeong is going to be my savior in organic chem experiment. I was so lost I practically made her do the experiment for me! When she was done , I made her stay back and help me with mine.
"And i even took some of her crystals to pass up.hahaha.Seng yeong is a good lab partner because:
1) She tells u she never read the lab procedure but in the end she knows how to do the experiment
2) She does whatever i said =p
Writing about this experiment reminds me of ee lina and han ping.Let me stop writing bout seng yeong and start about eelin.
I ddint know eelin had a crush on han ping until seng yeong told me. Just want to mention about the experiment whereby eelin was shaking some yellowish thing and it splashes all over her face and lab coat. She looked so funny k!!!and her labcoat still has the stain..haha.Ok , back to sengyeong.
Sometimes when you talk to her, she daydreams, and she'll say her famous word after u finish your whole question: 'huh"? It's not one time only, sometimes can go on until many many times k!
p.s:seng yeong is next to yee yin in the pic below
p,p,s: If stilll not sure, which smile looks more sly to u, that is seng yeong

About a friend 2...

Today I am going to write about the shortest person in our 'gang'. How I get to know her wasn't a nice beginning at all. The thing about yee yin is, she SMILES like all the time. And I am the type of that NEVER smile. Anyway, she was one of the few who was early on the very first day of sem 1...I was also early. When she saw me, she tried to be friendly, but once she started talking , I was like...SHIT...mandarin speaking human!!!!

When I meet ppl who speaks mandarin, I normally:
a) ignore, look away, and pretend I didn't hear
b) reply in a very unfriendly way IN ENGLISH that will definately send the signal "buzz off"

I think I did option b) to yee yin and she took the message straight away.. Later on, i overheard yee yin discussing with the others in mandarin about the way to take the STAR lrt and how confusing it is..then it struck me that I have to take train back and I have no idea where the station is also.I slowly slide back to where yee yin was sitting and talk to her nicely asking for direction. It's SOOOOO malu k...at first so lan si, in the end still have to go talk to her..haha

Enough with how I know her, lets talk about her instead. The girl with the maggi mee hair that when u see her student card u start laughing like mad. Millions of ppl has been asking her to rebond her hair but she refuses...then one day...tangtangtangtang....AMA TURNS INTO PRINCESS HOO!!!! she rebonded it and she looks twenty years YOUNGER!!!!The hairstyle before made her look twenty years older, rebonded hair return her to her real age!!

A blog about a friend 1...

I've not been blogging for a long time now because I am out of idea on what to blog about. Was lying down on my bed today when I decided to blog about my close friends.Hmm...I will start with the youngest, most 'manja' person; KOH EE LIN!!! The first time I saw her was when I was in class, i realize there's this irritating voice talking so loudly behind me. But, of course I get to know her longer, i realize that:
1) She is a Christian
2) She totally salute transfer factor
3) and most importantly.....SHE LOVES CHI YUK FAN ( PORK MEE). She loves it so much she will always finish the oily thick soup down her throat. And she even told me the secret to keeping the soup taste in your mouth for AT LEAST ONE HOUR is to don't drink anything after eating the chi yuk fan!
Well, thats all I am going to talk about eelin. I can't really talk much, she's having my dog!(damm...Tong hua video would be nice...)

Reproductive EXAM!!!!

Exam is over..but I can't get myself over the Reproductive examinations...THe "guy lover" lecturer (Mr Beany) set so many questions on ANATOMY OF THE PENIS ( and all the other QUESTIONS about COMMON PROBLEMS IN GUYS).

Let me introduce this "guy lover" lecturer of mine...
1) He loves guys (duhh...)
2) He gives high marks to work done by guys (all the guys got A+++ for their portfolio projects, and I've checked around, girls will only get MAXIMUM A++ (maybe that extra plus means something...haha)
3) He's from indonesia (that explains his ODD attitude)

Anyway, this is about the exam..QUESTION NO 1....
Name the front part of the penis and the skin covering it...
WTF, in all our lectures on reproductive system, NON of the lecturer even SHOW HOW A PENIS LOOKS LIKE!! now u ask for the FRONT PART name and the SKIN covering it ...SKIN.. I didnt' know the answer to it..so there I was sitting there, waiting for time to pass (its a 10 minute question)...tick tock tick tock...then it struck me..HEY, I read in kennysia.com before that he wanted to remove his FORESKIN...that must be the name for the skin covering the front part of the penis!!!! YES!!! at least i get one mark from this question..hahahahahha..THe moral of the story is, must read kennysia.com, it is EDUCATIONAL too!!!

The funniest part is not here..the funniest part came yesterday..was the last day of exam, so yy, may and I went to makan in MV in this korean restaurant. We were sitting there waiting for our food, and I was telling them how depressed I was with those questions by Mr Beany...
Me :
Sigh...the questions about anatomy is too much! we are FUTURE pharmacist la..we should know more bout pharmacology, not anatomy.
MAY:
Ya, I know...i didn't answer the question about then penis at all..left it blank..
YY:
YA, I didn't know the answer also...but my principle in life is NEVER to leave any blank space...so i put the skin as SCROTUM!!!!
Me:
(Shocked face) ...What..the skin covering the PENIS u put as SCROTUM??!! do u know what is scrotum????!!!!
YY:
Of course, but my PRINCIPLE IN LIFE IS NEVER LEAVE ANY BLANK SPACE..i know its very wrong, but scrotum got skin also , so its kinda related la...
Me:
OMFG!!! even if its me I would have not write anything, leave it BLANK than fill in a rediculous answer..picture this..a penis..plus two scrotum hanging in front..!!!! LOL...where to find underwear like this!!! hahahahahaha...Hmm..come to think of it, lucky u put something outside one hor...it wud hav been funnier if u put the answer as PROSTATE GLAND !!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PS: I was one of the girl getting A++ for my reproductive portfolio..guess how I made him gave me the maximum +? Under the extra issue, I wrote something that i knew he would be interested in..."Eunuch in China"..and he gave me a comment " Nice topic"...hahahahha.actually he does looks like a typical Eunuch..sorry, can't put his pic..I'll be Kicked out of uni...:p