CHRISTIAN FREAKSsSSssSS!!!!!

Since form four, I've always have at least ONE close friend that is a Christian freak (CF). The categories to qualify as a christian freak is u have to
a) Be a christian
b)visit the church often
c) believe in god
and the mother of all is
d) Spreading to other people christianity

Anyway, i was in going to the hospital the other day when i was approach by this young but aunty fat like women. Ok, i think she's quite young, but she looks old k. When she approach me, i can smell, feel, and taste that christianity is coming.(been exposed to it many times by my friends) Lets name her X

X: Where you stay ah?

ME: damansara ( wth, where got ppl start asking questions like that!!!,keep ur answers short
and look not interesed shui tee!!))

X: Damansara where, damansara got a lot of place what, damansara HEIGHTS is it?

ME:ya

X: is it near the patrol station?

ME:ya

X:which patrol, damansara heights got so many patrol station, shell is it,*BURP*

ME:ya(getting on my nerves already, i keep looking around and not having eye contact at all, but she em seng mok la, i hate ppl who burps openly!!)

X: the one on the left or right, the one on the right is it?

ME: ya (stupid, it depends which way im facing what!!!)

X: Oh, btw my name is _________ (you guys know i dun remember ppl's name,haha)what is ur name ah?

ME: Shui yee

X: S_U_I Y_E_E?

ME: ya (oh no, introduction means the christian part is coming up)

X; well, this saturday (oh no, a date)we have a meeting. its not like a meeting meeting la (im not stupid k) its more like a GATHERING where we Christian pray in the CHURCH!So, ru interested to come?we pray for the sick people.

ME: i cannot be around many people.

After that, i just walk away. SOrry, got to be cruel to these people or they will keep on coming.She is so far the mosr frightening CF i have ever seen. She aims for EVERYONE without taking into consideration if that person have other beliefs.

Things i miss...

There is so many things that I have not been able to do for a couple of months already. I can't stand it anymore, so I have to write it down.
1) I miss EATING SUSHI with my family
and my favorite type is the RAW SALMON without wasabi.Ahh...the texture of the fish meat....
2) I miss going to uni just like other semester where everyday is waking up at 6am and coming home at 6pm. Where I don't go for lunch and talk to my friends during lunch time. Where we stay in the lecture hall to eat cadbury choc.
3) I miss sitting in the car driven by YEE YIN. Of course there are better drivers like eelin and seng yeong which drive 'us' to Chu yuk fan place,the chicken rice shop, and not forgetting Endah parade.

4) I miss going to Singapore to stay in my brother's hamsters cage like apartment where we eat outside food (SUSHI TEI) and also outside food (siu long pau) and more outside food.

5) I miss playing the guitar because i have completely lost my skills after not playing it for months...

6) I miss being a small kid where I don't have to worry about anything.....

7) and the thing i miss now most is my dog.he must be sitting alone in ee lin's house, because ee lin dun really like my dog :( , being infested by ticks :(, probably sucking out his life....I think I haven't touched him for more than a month...and he don't even recognise me....:'(