CHRISTIAN FREAKSsSSssSS!!!!!

Since form four, I've always have at least ONE close friend that is a Christian freak (CF). The categories to qualify as a christian freak is u have to
a) Be a christian
b)visit the church often
c) believe in god
and the mother of all is
d) Spreading to other people christianity

Anyway, i was in going to the hospital the other day when i was approach by this young but aunty fat like women. Ok, i think she's quite young, but she looks old k. When she approach me, i can smell, feel, and taste that christianity is coming.(been exposed to it many times by my friends) Lets name her X

X: Where you stay ah?

ME: damansara ( wth, where got ppl start asking questions like that!!!,keep ur answers short
and look not interesed shui tee!!))

X: Damansara where, damansara got a lot of place what, damansara HEIGHTS is it?

ME:ya

X: is it near the patrol station?

ME:ya

X:which patrol, damansara heights got so many patrol station, shell is it,*BURP*

ME:ya(getting on my nerves already, i keep looking around and not having eye contact at all, but she em seng mok la, i hate ppl who burps openly!!)

X: the one on the left or right, the one on the right is it?

ME: ya (stupid, it depends which way im facing what!!!)

X: Oh, btw my name is _________ (you guys know i dun remember ppl's name,haha)what is ur name ah?

ME: Shui yee

X: S_U_I Y_E_E?

ME: ya (oh no, introduction means the christian part is coming up)

X; well, this saturday (oh no, a date)we have a meeting. its not like a meeting meeting la (im not stupid k) its more like a GATHERING where we Christian pray in the CHURCH!So, ru interested to come?we pray for the sick people.

ME: i cannot be around many people.

After that, i just walk away. SOrry, got to be cruel to these people or they will keep on coming.She is so far the mosr frightening CF i have ever seen. She aims for EVERYONE without taking into consideration if that person have other beliefs.