CHRISTIAN FREAKSsSSssSS!!!!!

Since form four, I've always have at least ONE close friend that is a Christian freak (CF). The categories to qualify as a christian freak is u have to
a) Be a christian
b)visit the church often
c) believe in god
and the mother of all is
d) Spreading to other people christianity

Anyway, i was in going to the hospital the other day when i was approach by this young but aunty fat like women. Ok, i think she's quite young, but she looks old k. When she approach me, i can smell, feel, and taste that christianity is coming.(been exposed to it many times by my friends) Lets name her X

X: Where you stay ah?

ME: damansara ( wth, where got ppl start asking questions like that!!!,keep ur answers short
and look not interesed shui tee!!))

X: Damansara where, damansara got a lot of place what, damansara HEIGHTS is it?

ME:ya

X: is it near the patrol station?

ME:ya

X:which patrol, damansara heights got so many patrol station, shell is it,*BURP*

ME:ya(getting on my nerves already, i keep looking around and not having eye contact at all, but she em seng mok la, i hate ppl who burps openly!!)

X: the one on the left or right, the one on the right is it?

ME: ya (stupid, it depends which way im facing what!!!)

X: Oh, btw my name is _________ (you guys know i dun remember ppl's name,haha)what is ur name ah?

ME: Shui yee

X: S_U_I Y_E_E?

ME: ya (oh no, introduction means the christian part is coming up)

X; well, this saturday (oh no, a date)we have a meeting. its not like a meeting meeting la (im not stupid k) its more like a GATHERING where we Christian pray in the CHURCH!So, ru interested to come?we pray for the sick people.

ME: i cannot be around many people.

After that, i just walk away. SOrry, got to be cruel to these people or they will keep on coming.She is so far the mosr frightening CF i have ever seen. She aims for EVERYONE without taking into consideration if that person have other beliefs.

Things i miss...

There is so many things that I have not been able to do for a couple of months already. I can't stand it anymore, so I have to write it down.
1) I miss EATING SUSHI with my family
and my favorite type is the RAW SALMON without wasabi.Ahh...the texture of the fish meat....
2) I miss going to uni just like other semester where everyday is waking up at 6am and coming home at 6pm. Where I don't go for lunch and talk to my friends during lunch time. Where we stay in the lecture hall to eat cadbury choc.
3) I miss sitting in the car driven by YEE YIN. Of course there are better drivers like eelin and seng yeong which drive 'us' to Chu yuk fan place,the chicken rice shop, and not forgetting Endah parade.

4) I miss going to Singapore to stay in my brother's hamsters cage like apartment where we eat outside food (SUSHI TEI) and also outside food (siu long pau) and more outside food.

5) I miss playing the guitar because i have completely lost my skills after not playing it for months...

6) I miss being a small kid where I don't have to worry about anything.....

7) and the thing i miss now most is my dog.he must be sitting alone in ee lin's house, because ee lin dun really like my dog :( , being infested by ticks :(, probably sucking out his life....I think I haven't touched him for more than a month...and he don't even recognise me....:'(

CSY no.1

Today, abaout a friend is going to talk about CHIA SENG YEONG!!Yup, the sly smile and the 'look' which ee lin hates when she does it. Seng yeong was telling me the other day about the first day of uni because we were talking bout how we get to know each other as a group, and seng yeong told me this "you didn't even LOOK at me!Actually its very true I didn't want anything to do with her.(I tend to judge people by first impression and at that time i was confused).Is that a guy or girl?(she was wearing her jacket ok, the black one that she still smells it evevryday now!!).Since i couldn't see any visible sign of her gender I concluded that she was a guy and did not look her way the whole day.
Little did I know that seng yeong is going to be my savior in organic chem experiment. I was so lost I practically made her do the experiment for me! When she was done , I made her stay back and help me with mine.
"And i even took some of her crystals to pass up.hahaha.Seng yeong is a good lab partner because:
1) She tells u she never read the lab procedure but in the end she knows how to do the experiment
2) She does whatever i said =p
Writing about this experiment reminds me of ee lina and han ping.Let me stop writing bout seng yeong and start about eelin.
I ddint know eelin had a crush on han ping until seng yeong told me. Just want to mention about the experiment whereby eelin was shaking some yellowish thing and it splashes all over her face and lab coat. She looked so funny k!!!and her labcoat still has the stain..haha.Ok , back to sengyeong.
Sometimes when you talk to her, she daydreams, and she'll say her famous word after u finish your whole question: 'huh"? It's not one time only, sometimes can go on until many many times k!
p.s:seng yeong is next to yee yin in the pic below
p,p,s: If stilll not sure, which smile looks more sly to u, that is seng yeong

About a friend 2...

Today I am going to write about the shortest person in our 'gang'. How I get to know her wasn't a nice beginning at all. The thing about yee yin is, she SMILES like all the time. And I am the type of that NEVER smile. Anyway, she was one of the few who was early on the very first day of sem 1...I was also early. When she saw me, she tried to be friendly, but once she started talking , I was like...SHIT...mandarin speaking human!!!!

When I meet ppl who speaks mandarin, I normally:
a) ignore, look away, and pretend I didn't hear
b) reply in a very unfriendly way IN ENGLISH that will definately send the signal "buzz off"

I think I did option b) to yee yin and she took the message straight away.. Later on, i overheard yee yin discussing with the others in mandarin about the way to take the STAR lrt and how confusing it is..then it struck me that I have to take train back and I have no idea where the station is also.I slowly slide back to where yee yin was sitting and talk to her nicely asking for direction. It's SOOOOO malu k...at first so lan si, in the end still have to go talk to her..haha

Enough with how I know her, lets talk about her instead. The girl with the maggi mee hair that when u see her student card u start laughing like mad. Millions of ppl has been asking her to rebond her hair but she refuses...then one day...tangtangtangtang....AMA TURNS INTO PRINCESS HOO!!!! she rebonded it and she looks twenty years YOUNGER!!!!The hairstyle before made her look twenty years older, rebonded hair return her to her real age!!

A blog about a friend 1...

I've not been blogging for a long time now because I am out of idea on what to blog about. Was lying down on my bed today when I decided to blog about my close friends.Hmm...I will start with the youngest, most 'manja' person; KOH EE LIN!!! The first time I saw her was when I was in class, i realize there's this irritating voice talking so loudly behind me. But, of course I get to know her longer, i realize that:
1) She is a Christian
2) She totally salute transfer factor
3) and most importantly.....SHE LOVES CHI YUK FAN ( PORK MEE). She loves it so much she will always finish the oily thick soup down her throat. And she even told me the secret to keeping the soup taste in your mouth for AT LEAST ONE HOUR is to don't drink anything after eating the chi yuk fan!
Well, thats all I am going to talk about eelin. I can't really talk much, she's having my dog!(damm...Tong hua video would be nice...)